Organizing Porn and WHOREders

Symmetrical. Organized. Beautiful.

I like coffee, probably my only physical vice. But my real obsession is ORGANIZING. OHHH yeah...Binders, Labels, folders, bins. It's all SO hot... :)

Martha Stewart is my centerfold...
Ok. I am not QUITE that bad. But I have always loved cleaning and organizing. In most other ways I am decidedly non-traditional. I am not a girly girl. Although I can afford better..I wear cheap jewelry and shoes. I could care LESS what purse I carry.  But this is my quirk. Instead of Macy's...  I love Office Depot and Target. Instead of obsessing over shoes and jewelry I love Binders, and folders. But my obsession goes deeper.. I LOVE HOARDERS...

I wonder if the producers of this show know the kind of sick underbelly they have tapped into here. I have these episodes saved on my DVR  and I watch in rapt attention. Like a porn collection I feel a little happy and dirty when I watch...I love the before and after shots of the houses, and I REVEL in a most unseemly way in how I work so hard to keep my house clean. It is the one time in life (besides INTERVENTION) that I consciously allow myself to feel superior. I may be fucked up, but I am not as HOPELESSLY fucked up as the people that are unearthing mummified cats in their house. And WTF is the deal with the CATS??

The Hoarder class always seems to have a thousand sick and half demented cats roaming their house. I just don't get it....If I chose a career besides teaching, it would be professional organizing. I'd like to actually be the person on Hoarders, that has to go in to the house with the surgical mask following behind the psychologist.

Sadly, I get off on this...So that is it..my shadow self. I feel so dirty, and yet so good. 

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