SMILE DAMNIT

BE HAPPY DAMNIT

One of my Pet Peeves is 'Life Coaches', who are constantly pushing the bounds of human positivity and trying my damn patience. I am a generally content and happy person. But there is a burgeoning industry of 'experience' that makes people think the path to enlightenment is this:

FIREWALKING WITH OPRAH AND THE CREEPY GIANT TOOTHED TONY ROBBINS

I'd rather spend an hour with thinking introverts than the relentlessly positive and manaically happy.